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Superficial Summer Madness

Superficial Summer Madness

A couple of years ago, when Allie and I lived together, we were trying to decide what we wanted to do one Friday night. Instead of going to a bar, or going to a movie, or even going to a friend’s – we decided to make a bracket of all of the best looking male celebrities and play March Madness.
It was probably the best night ever.
However, we understood that this activity was pretty embarrassing so we decided not …

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Can We Please Calm Down, and Promptly Get Turned On, by Fifty Shades?

Can We Please Calm Down, and Promptly Get Turned On, by Fifty Shades?

My name is Mark McLean. I am 26 years old. I’m a man. I have a Bachelor’s degree in English Honours. I read and enjoyed the entire Fifty Shades Trilogy. And I would like everyone to calm the fuck down.
There’s an article floating around, called “101 Books to Read This Summer Instead of 50 Shades of Grey”, which is unfortunate. How about we read Shades, and then get to some of the other ones, hmm? This book is not the …

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I’m still watching The Newsroom, but…

I’m still watching The Newsroom, but…

It’s driving me crazy. I hate it half the time. Well, maybe more than half the time. So let’s recap where we are now that the fourth episode has come and gone:
Episode two… made me want to throw things. Break things. All the things. In case you had forgotten that Sorkin is an ass when it comes to women, he spent a solid hour reminding you, making us watch as a woman who has over twenty years of journalistic experience …

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Andrew Garfield is Peter Parker

Andrew Garfield is Peter Parker

When they announced the reboot of Spider-Man, I took it upon myself to act as a spokesperson for the film and defend it to all of the critics. For the record, the critics included every person I know. I took on this role for a few reasons. Primarily, it was because I am a huge fan of Andrew Garfield, and I quite desperately wanted this movie to be a success for him. Throw Emma Stone and Marc Webb into the …

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